FUNNY MESSAGE TO BUHARI
1) Dont come-up with 36-points agenda. Just give us Light and security. Others will fall in place.
2) Replace petrol subsidy
4) Baba, the number of fish in each tin of Titus sardine used to be 8 in 1999. Please do something about it.
5) Shut all borders. Our jail candidates must not be allowed to escape to Cotonou.
6) Don't Use One billion Naira to Eat. No Be Food We Say Make U Go Chop.
7) Secure jobs for graduates and Please arrest dat lady that says our call credit is low please recharge!
8) Stop jumbo salary for the politicians & pay dem like civil servant to discourage rogues from our politics.
9) Don't use all our money to buy shoes and private jets. Use your old military boots and okada if necessary.
10) We want NTA to be clear like CNN, BBC, Aljazeera and so on.
This was culled from the facebook page of friend. Indeed, looking through, i wouldnt change anything but add more.
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